I went to the movies today and the clerk automatically gave me a senior discount. My feelings were hurt for about ten minutes. I mean, after all, I did enjoy the savings. But my ego though… 😮
So, I thought that maybe their senior discounts began at 50 (or even 55, which isn’t too far off from my age). Fine. I got over it and enjoyed the movie.
I got home and decided to check their senior discounts. Senior discounts are for people 62+!!!!! **ugly cry**
When did this happen to me?? When did I start looking like I’m in my 60s??